Jacey and Jill: To Fail or Not to Fail: 2012

Angel Food Pancakes?

What the f*&k is an Angel Food Pancake you ask? Read on.....

We tried to be a little healthier and chose Angel Food instead of Funfetti Cake Mix for our cupcakes. At the time, we didn't know what a healthy choice this was. These turned out so despicable that we couldn't even choke them down smothered in cream cheese icing. This is saying a lot for us, considering we will eat anything covered in sugar. At least they weren't a total waste, because the dogs didn't seem to mind our cupcake fail.

Disclaimer: There was a cupcake recipe on the box that we followed. Obviously their meaning of cupcake is the textbook example of a pancake......

Popcorn from Hell

To be honest, we chose this because it looked like the easiest of the three choices that were most appealing at the time. Boy, the f*&k were we wrong! This was the most disastrous piece of shit we've ever concocted. It turned out so hard, we could have solidly bonded a tooth into a decrepit man's mouth.

Mmmm, chewy goodness! (It's a trick.)

Original Pin
http://www.chef-in-training.com/2012/05/caramel-marshmallow-popcorn/

We started to notice problems when the marshmallows began to ~~double~~ triple in size.

Oops, we boiled it. :( This is where it started to all go wrong. We were no longer making a sauce for popcorn, we were creating a new and improved formula for supposedly edible cement.

End result: Two lung shaped bricks that even a pack of hyenas wouldn't touch.

We're pretty sure this single piece of popcorn isn't supposed to look like an alien wearing a gas mask!

Yep, that spoon was a goner.

If you attempt this recipe at home, do NOT boil the sauce. It boils a lot f*&king easier than you would expect.

Skull Cut-Out Shirt + DIY Tie Dye = Success!

First of all, we saw this post on Pinterest while we were in the middle of running daily at our local battlefield. At first glance, this looked like a cool shirt to wear in the 110 degree heat..........what we didn't consider was that we are substantially larger than the girl in this picture which caused us to overlook the "back-boob" situation that was imminent for us! So on one hand, this project was a complete failure but on the other hand, the shirt itself actually turned out pretty cool.