To be honest, we chose this because it looked like the easiest of the three choices that were most appealing at the time. Boy, the f*&k were we wrong! This was the most disastrous piece of shit we've ever concocted. It turned out so hard, we could have solidly bonded a tooth into a decrepit man's mouth.
Mmmm, chewy goodness! (It's a trick.)
We started to notice problems when the marshmallows began to double triple in size.
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Oops, we boiled it. :( This is where it started to all go wrong. We were no longer making a sauce for popcorn, we were creating a new and improved formula for supposedly edible cement.
End result: Two lung shaped bricks that even a pack of hyenas wouldn't touch.
We're pretty sure this single piece of popcorn isn't supposed to look like an alien wearing a gas mask!
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Yep, that spoon was a goner.
If you attempt this recipe at home, do NOT boil the sauce. It boils a lot f*&king easier than you would expect.
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